There me Duckies Excuses for missing work!!!!!! I can't come to work today c!
Question: boss,who fired me for not showing up for work .OK?
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I have a are case of 48-hour wrist leporosy but I know we have a deadline to meet.
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I just found out that I was switched at birth.Legally,I shouldn't come to work knowining my emploee records may now contain
false information.
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The dog ate my car keys.We're going to hitchhike to the vet.
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My Stepmother has come back as one of the Undead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake throuh her entenal heart and give her eternal Peace.
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I was up on a ladder decorating the Christmas tree when my mother called me and told me I was Jewish.
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I refuse to travel to my job until there is a commuter tax.
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I am extremerly sensitive to a rise in intrest rates.
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There me Honeys pls enjoy and no nasties thanks.xxxx
Love Yeah All.xxxxx
Answers: boss,who fired me for not showing up for work .OK?
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I have a are case of 48-hour wrist leporosy but I know we have a deadline to meet.
****
I just found out that I was switched at birth.Legally,I shouldn't come to work knowining my emploee records may now contain
false information.
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The dog ate my car keys.We're going to hitchhike to the vet.
****
My Stepmother has come back as one of the Undead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake throuh her entenal heart and give her eternal Peace.
****
I was up on a ladder decorating the Christmas tree when my mother called me and told me I was Jewish.
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I refuse to travel to my job until there is a commuter tax.
****
I am extremerly sensitive to a rise in intrest rates.
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There me Honeys pls enjoy and no nasties thanks.xxxx
Love Yeah All.xxxxx
once on a silverlink line train,we stopped for no reason by wilesden depot,a rail cargo depot,and the driver told us later.....we have stopped as there are illegal immigrants on the line.A train had just pulled up ,coming from France and about 6-8 peeps jumped of and were chased by police,at 7 in the morning.I thought ,how original for a new kind of excuse
Excellent ones honey!!!
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hahaha good one
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