Final countdown?!
Question: A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?"
"Nine..."
Answers: A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?"
"Nine..."
LOL! Thanks I needed that! A star for you.
that made me giggle!
8......7......6......5........4........3... LOL!!!!!!!!! this joke gets me every time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nine tablets
Hi-larious!100!!!!!!! that was the best one I've read so far!!!?
ha!ha 9 MINS =+COUNTING
Excellent
funny! thanks.
nice one 0/10 opps must be dead .
That's a punchline I won't forget! Star for you!
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time out .lol