Only in America......?!
Question: ......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
btw
there is no question
im just sharing the laughter...
^_^
Answers: ......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
......do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
btw
there is no question
im just sharing the laughter...
^_^
jeez,some people get really upset about these things but it's true and funny
Thanks for the chuckle
LOL..very true..haha that first one got me :]
haha thats funny cuz its true! lol! wow what has this world come to =)
…would daylight savings time still be considered important.
…are the Liberals blue and the Conservatives red.
…would a college-age girl wear flip flops in single-digits temperatures.
…would anyone be traumatized by nudity in a sauna.
hahaha make more!!!
I loved the one about the ATM its a good point!
funny, i give u a star
lmao...star.
hmm lol funny but i live in america ill tell u whats wrong.
#1 Pizza usally takes 40min for me
#2 Not that ive seen
#3 Umm no
#4 Some ppl do not many
#5 lol yeah that was good
#6 Not in my neighborhood
#7 Yeah, not our fault companies are just making a quick buck
#8 lol
#9 umm ok....
Funny! :D
Hahaha that's so funny! And true!
youre a moron. do you really think its only in America that this happens?seriously, are you retarded?