Joke #5 Early Retirement?!


Question: The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for early retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officers got to choose what those two points would be.

The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.

The third one was a grizzly old Captain who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my penis to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man that he may want to reconsider, explaining about the nice checks the previous two officers had received. But the old Captain insisted and they decided to go along with him,


Answers: The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for early retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officers got to choose what those two points would be.

The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.

The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.

The third one was a grizzly old Captain who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my penis to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man that he may want to reconsider, explaining about the nice checks the previous two officers had received. But the old Captain insisted and they decided to go along with him,

Lol. Sounds like he got paid big time!

LOL, priceless thank you.

the way i heard it, it was a Jewish sailor and the tip of his penis was buried in Cleveland. ha ha

Ha thats some smart thinking!

Yipeyey!... Ha-ha! F-u-n-n-y!.

lol weird but ok!
Good job!
-christina

this is funny!! thanks!!

roflmfao...star.

heard already

good one, lol

LOL thanx

Wow he's going to be richer than Bill Gates.

LOL

ROFLMAO!! That was brilliant! *star*

LOL
hahaa
10/10

haha



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