Joke #7 Football in bed?!
Question: An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!"
His wife looked at him and said, "What the hell are you doing?"
He simply replied, "Just playing bed football."
Ten minutes later the wife let a loud one and said, "Tie game - 7,7."
The husband's competitive side kicked in and he started starting straining... when suddenly he crapped his pants! His wife looks over and said, "Now what's the score?"
He said, "Still 7,7. End of quarter switch sides!!!
k that was my last one for tonight. I just thought u all should remember some of the better jokes posted on yahoo again. g night all
Answers: An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!"
His wife looked at him and said, "What the hell are you doing?"
He simply replied, "Just playing bed football."
Ten minutes later the wife let a loud one and said, "Tie game - 7,7."
The husband's competitive side kicked in and he started starting straining... when suddenly he crapped his pants! His wife looks over and said, "Now what's the score?"
He said, "Still 7,7. End of quarter switch sides!!!
k that was my last one for tonight. I just thought u all should remember some of the better jokes posted on yahoo again. g night all
i have 2 say i just **** my pants i was laughing so hard.
wow
that was not funny
Gu night.
sick!
*sniff sniff* that was beautiful.
ummm.
LMAO!
ROTFLOL!
ROTFFLMFAOAYFJ! (Rollin on the f***ing floor laughing my f***in *** off at you football joke)
Lol. Wow.
That's gross and funny at the same time.
I thought that was pretty funny and no im not saying that just to get 10 pts. ;)
So this guy went to take a crap. He came back and his buddy asked, "Where were you?" He replied, "I was busy taking the Browns to the Superbowl!"
Zing!
lmfao...star.
Good night. Take care. Sweet dreams.
ha ha ha very funny
BTW: I AM BEING Sarcastic!
Ohhh, stinky!! Good joke!
LOL
haha