Northern Rock?!
Question: Just in case you are not aware of the effect that Northern Rock’s problems is having on Japan’s banks, I can confirm that Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up, Bonsai Bank is cutting its branches and trading in the Kamikaze Bank have ceased trading after its shares nose dived.
At the Karate Bank 500 employees have been given the chop.
Analysts also report that something fishy is happening at the Sushi Bank as customers are getting a raw deal.
Answers: Just in case you are not aware of the effect that Northern Rock’s problems is having on Japan’s banks, I can confirm that Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up, Bonsai Bank is cutting its branches and trading in the Kamikaze Bank have ceased trading after its shares nose dived.
At the Karate Bank 500 employees have been given the chop.
Analysts also report that something fishy is happening at the Sushi Bank as customers are getting a raw deal.
Thank you for that Elric, now over to Bruce in Sydney.
'Well these poms at Northern Rock are taking the raw prawn!' The Kanga Bank has skipped the country along with Skippy. The Gum Tree Bank is really up a gum tree and I've just heard that the Sydney Opera House has been sold to McDonald's to pay for Dame Edna's pension fund. There's worse, half are rugger teams can only afford ten men! Well might give you poms a bit a fighting chance.' Oh and Vegemite has gone bust. It's a sad day in Auss when a man can't get his Vegemite! Not to worry though we're sending Crocodile Dundee to sort this out!' Back you Trev.'
Ha ha ha v good,,,,
haha, very good. i do like word playing!
Not bad. Ta.
v. good
ha ha ha
Is Japan still "the land of the RISING sun"?
BAHAHHAA gud 1 did u make that urself cos that is funi as.!
Like it !!
very goood you are naughty
hahahaha....very funny.
lol very good!
very good, just looked on the net and the karoke bank are making no comment!!
Ha ha! Very good!
Oh Shi*e, better get my savings oot of the bank.
LOL
Nessie
lol.......thats why everybodies getting withdrawal symptoms
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
I like it!
Northern Rock are said to be recovering from the cliffhanger, and shaken but not stirred.