The police man. Christmas JOKE. Do you like it or not?!
Question: A little girl was using her brandnew mountainbike and was so proud about it when she got stopped by a policeman on a horse.
The policeman asked the girl :" hi my little girl. Did you get this bike from Santa Claus?"
"Yes" the little girl answered all proud und smiled.
The policeman said :" I am sorry, but you have to pay 20 dollars, because there is no light on your bike. Tell Santa Claus the next time, that there always belong lights to every mountainbike."
The girl got mad and said to the policeman :" Did you get your horse from Santa Claus?"
The policeman nodded his head and said :" Yes."
So the little girl said to him :" Tell Santa Claus next time, that the a.sshole of the horse belongs to the back of it and not on the saddle..."
Answers: A little girl was using her brandnew mountainbike and was so proud about it when she got stopped by a policeman on a horse.
The policeman asked the girl :" hi my little girl. Did you get this bike from Santa Claus?"
"Yes" the little girl answered all proud und smiled.
The policeman said :" I am sorry, but you have to pay 20 dollars, because there is no light on your bike. Tell Santa Claus the next time, that there always belong lights to every mountainbike."
The girl got mad and said to the policeman :" Did you get your horse from Santa Claus?"
The policeman nodded his head and said :" Yes."
So the little girl said to him :" Tell Santa Claus next time, that the a.sshole of the horse belongs to the back of it and not on the saddle..."
lmao...star.
Well i liked it Merry Xmas
i like that one...well done!
Haha Funny!!
it was funny. but think of a better one OK
Good joke. Really good. Santa would be pleased to hear it.
hehehehehehehe
brilliant, he really desreve it mary Xmas
HOHOHO ;D
Love it!
To all Cop's around the World!
Great !!!!
That's an awful fresh little girl....LOL
Aaron.
That's pretty funny but I didn't really get it..... but lol
lol
good joke
not funny