The Eternal Optimist?!
Question: Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist.
At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.''
His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side.
So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.
Joe asked, ''Where's Gary?''
And one of his friends said, ''Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.''
Joe says,''Well it could have been worse.''
Both his friends said, ''How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!''
Joe says, ''If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!''
Answers: Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist.
At every bad situation he would always say ''It could have been worse.''
His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side.
So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.
Joe asked, ''Where's Gary?''
And one of his friends said, ''Didn't you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.''
Joe says,''Well it could have been worse.''
Both his friends said, ''How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!''
Joe says, ''If it had happened two days ago, I'd be dead now!''
brilliant my young friend
10 out of ten
star award
Wasn't expecting that ending. Good one. lol
lmao! nice one!
=lol.lol
Total blonde moment, I didn't get that at first.
But lmao, that's good.
This one can heal you from depression :)
lol....funny.
LAWL
nice one.
hahaha, very funny indeed.
10/10.
that was funny
hahaha! good one... *star time*
ha ha ha lol love it!! star!!!!!!!!
took me a minute to get it though lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
L O L 10/10 x
hehehe, so there was an up side, pmsl hun
star time
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