Vengence now is this good or not?!
Question: One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."
Answers: One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."
OUCH!!! thats gotta hurt!! lmao!!
BRILLIANT
*Taking notes* (..... going to set... garage... fire....) gotcha. Thank you. :-P
Muahahaha >:-D
i think this one has been put on here a few times, still funny though
funny
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Good, but ouch!
lol....funny*
Brilliant
liquid_f............we better call off our date.
Perfect
ive never laughed so hard at a joke ive already heard!
That's not very clever is it, his fire insurance will rocket!
Thank god i dont have one....very good
ha ha ha v good,,,,
Haha
Hes A Meanie Lol
did he send for the vice squad.lol
hahaha good one thanks
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
lmao funny
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x