I went to the hospital to visit a friend today.....?!
Question: and in the bed next to him the patient had had an accident where he broke his jaw.
The nurse was bringing him his breakfast so she pulled the curtain around but there was just a space where you could see.
She had this funnel, a blender and a full english breakfast.
She put the breaky in the blender and then proceeded to feed it to him through his behing with the funnel......
She said how's that?
- oh, it's ot bad, just ard te eat ike this, ut it's o'right......
After he finished she asked him if he wanted tea or coffee.
He said- oh, cophee'll doo tanks!
She started pouring it down the funnel and he starts to moan
- uhhh....oooh......aaaah
She says -what's up? Is the coffee too hot?
He goes -no, you forgot the sugar!!................
Answers: and in the bed next to him the patient had had an accident where he broke his jaw.
The nurse was bringing him his breakfast so she pulled the curtain around but there was just a space where you could see.
She had this funnel, a blender and a full english breakfast.
She put the breaky in the blender and then proceeded to feed it to him through his behing with the funnel......
She said how's that?
- oh, it's ot bad, just ard te eat ike this, ut it's o'right......
After he finished she asked him if he wanted tea or coffee.
He said- oh, cophee'll doo tanks!
She started pouring it down the funnel and he starts to moan
- uhhh....oooh......aaaah
She says -what's up? Is the coffee too hot?
He goes -no, you forgot the sugar!!................
LOL funny
that was sorta lame
hahaha.