Little Johnny nipped in the bud.?!
Question: One day, the teacher asked her class 'What vegetable makes you cry?'
Little Johnny replies "a turnip".
"No Johnny' says the teacher, "Onions make you cry, not turnips"
"No Miss" Says Johnny, "Have you never been hit in the balls with a turnip?"
Answers: One day, the teacher asked her class 'What vegetable makes you cry?'
Little Johnny replies "a turnip".
"No Johnny' says the teacher, "Onions make you cry, not turnips"
"No Miss" Says Johnny, "Have you never been hit in the balls with a turnip?"
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Haha haha Star!
You deserve it cause you come up with the funniest jokes!!
freck
Now that's what I call becoming a vegetable.
LMAO!!!!
lol star. definently a star. here ya go: * see? star! lol again.
Good one :) a good joke always makes everyone happier.
so he only had meat and 1 veg then ?
Even though I've herd most little Johnny jokes I still love them.......thanks
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That was hysterical! Thank you! Here's a well deserved star!!!
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funny
haha lol
you are the man hahahahahahaha.
lol
lmao
funny!!!
Good one! I see you're awake and back at it. lol.
hahaha brilliant joke. I still think it is onions for me. LMAO
I have to give you the biggest star ever!!! xD
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ha ha ha nasty,,,ouch
lol thats funny
excellent star4u
catch .lol
great! lawlz!
very good ...funny *
hahahaha......ouch !!!!
hahaha, hilarious, 10.
wow
he is sooooo nasty
its a wonder, today, that the teacher dusnt sue 4 sexual harrassment
cuz its been dun
ppl hav sued cuz a 2-1/2 yr old hugged them or had their face in their "bosom
come on--he probably doesnt even understand wat harassment is!!!!
ppl these days.................
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
lol that is hilarous!!!
ha ha ha all the quality expected from a mistress of merryment
star award
hehehe, ouch, another high voice then, pmsl
star time
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