Little Johnny....Missing?!
Question: The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"
"Yes", whispered Little Johnny.
"May I talk with him?" the man asked.
To the surprise of the boss, Little Johnny whispered, "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes", came the answer.
"May I talk with her?" Again Little Johnny whispered, "No."
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child.
"Yes", whispered Little Johnny, "A policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered Little Johnny.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper", answered the whispering Little Johnny.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice Little Johnny answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper!"
Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Search team? What are they looking for?"
Still whispering, Little Johnny replied along with a muffled giggle, "Me!"
Answers: The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"
"Yes", whispered Little Johnny.
"May I talk with him?" the man asked.
To the surprise of the boss, Little Johnny whispered, "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes", came the answer.
"May I talk with her?" Again Little Johnny whispered, "No."
Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child.
"Yes", whispered Little Johnny, "A policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered Little Johnny.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper", answered the whispering Little Johnny.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice Little Johnny answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper!"
Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "Search team? What are they looking for?"
Still whispering, Little Johnny replied along with a muffled giggle, "Me!"
excellent my dear
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hahaha,
i loved little johnny lokes.
10/10, hilarious.
Edit " love".
He's a g1t int'he. lol
HA, Lil' Sum*itch! LOL
me.................lol..........aww so cute bye bye
i liked that. :) that was funny. have a great day. :)
ha ha ha nice one,,,,,
lol , luv little johnny jokes =D
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Very funny thanks.
hahaha another oldie goldie from the jokes specialist !!!
Hahahaha very funny
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
well.lol
i love that joke i have heard it before but i laugh every time star4u
Lol Honey you made my day,I loved that,so have a star and thanks for the laugh.xxx
ha ha ha lol love it!! star!!!!!!!!
Absolutely adorable!!! :)
But, so God damn funny!!! :D
hehehe, aint just like little Johnny, pmsl
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lol funny
loooooool
tht was really funny, but u should have chosen a different title not "little Johnny .......Missing" bcs it kills the end
but hey it is still good joke ; )
ha ha brilliant.....hava star
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
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