Joke: Have You BEEN this Drunk?!
Question: A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
Answers: A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly.
He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her."
"Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!" she screamed.
"Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."
A lady walks into a bar with a duck under her arm.
"Hey", the bartender hollers, "We don't serve pigs in here"!!
"It's not a pig, it's a duck" she replied
"The bartender says "I was talking to the Duck"
naaaaa drunker
It probably was his wife!
yes one time i got so drunk with some friends i acted stupid but i didnt kiss no one. instead i stripped and got butt naked. next day my friends tell me i should shave my vaginal hair i was so emberssed.
Naah !But have walk in to a bar and found my now ex-wife so drunk she didn't know who i was.And this is true
lol maybe she didn't want know him when hes drunk