Joke 2 - 3 star?!
Question: Usually everyone who has a dog calls him Rover or some such name. I called mine SEX. Well Sex is a very embarrassing name.
One day I took him for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for that dog. A policeman came along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4am in the morning. I said ‘I’m looking for Sex.’ My case comes up next Thursday.
One day I went to the town hall to get a license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said he would like one too. When I said, ‘but this is for my dog,’ he said he didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said, ‘you don’t understand, I’ve had Sex since I was two years old.’ He replied that I must have been a strong boy.
When I decided to get married I told the minister that I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the ceremony. I said, ‘but Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole lifestyle revolves around Sex.’ He said he didn’t want
Answers: Usually everyone who has a dog calls him Rover or some such name. I called mine SEX. Well Sex is a very embarrassing name.
One day I took him for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for that dog. A policeman came along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4am in the morning. I said ‘I’m looking for Sex.’ My case comes up next Thursday.
One day I went to the town hall to get a license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said he would like one too. When I said, ‘but this is for my dog,’ he said he didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said, ‘you don’t understand, I’ve had Sex since I was two years old.’ He replied that I must have been a strong boy.
When I decided to get married I told the minister that I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the ceremony. I said, ‘but Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole lifestyle revolves around Sex.’ He said he didn’t want
well i thought it was really funny. 8/10
Not funny. People would normally refer to the dog as "my dog".
hahahahahah that's funni! but why would you name ur dog sex? well that was a good joke!
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But I kind of find it funny...it's just a little lame...
ok...
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