How dare you?!
Question: Grandma was relaxing in the Garden when she was shocked to see a stranger climbing the wall of her neighbour and plucking oranges stealthily.
Grandma shouted,"you,over there,what the hell are you doing and how dare you?"
The man got frightened and kept quiet.Grandma said,"come here".The man came hesistantly.
"How many oranges you have plucked?"-Grandma
"only seven,grandma"-man
"That's ok.Give me two and run off from here"
Answers: Grandma was relaxing in the Garden when she was shocked to see a stranger climbing the wall of her neighbour and plucking oranges stealthily.
Grandma shouted,"you,over there,what the hell are you doing and how dare you?"
The man got frightened and kept quiet.Grandma said,"come here".The man came hesistantly.
"How many oranges you have plucked?"-Grandma
"only seven,grandma"-man
"That's ok.Give me two and run off from here"
Funny..........
Have a great day :-)
i don't get it
Hah. Funny. :D
ok?
That was interesting. I would usually find that funny. But not now. I am sad.
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My dog gave a chuckle (no, it can't read) ...0_0
I don't understand.
VERY cute.
IT means she was lazy or could NOT reach them herself.
Good for Grandma!
obviously the grandma is senile and in a retirement home. The "man" who she thinks is climbing her tree,is really a young hospital intern coming by with some vicodin, he freaks when she freaks,and in turn she agrees to stop bothering him if he gives her 2 of the vicodin pills...invigorating story,i like it...:)
Haha, it's funny because it's not a very great joke itself...
Like it still. :)
Grandma likes oranges and can read (dare) the mind of the stranger. Benefit is sucking the two oranges.
funny, how dare she