Married 25 years funny or true?!
Question: Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a big-screen plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
But my wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she'd make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.
Answers: Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde. Now, we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a big-screen plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
But my wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she'd make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed.
brilliant hun, pmsl
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ha ha ha ,,,,
more true than funny
lol....funny
funny.
hahaha thats funny! star
thats kind of funny i guess
Cute!
hahahaha another chuckle for this chilly morning, i like it!
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Brilliant! Love it!
All your gags seem to be around faithfulness and marriage - something you're telling us I wonder ???
Not really you just called her old.
true but it hurt her feelings. apoligized on a note attached to flowers and send then to her work or something. And buy her chocolate. Buy her something little inexpensive but she would love. nothing that refers to the "joke though"
good luck happy holidays
Haha! Good one.
very funny :)
hehe :)
haha LOL
She sure is reasonable ~ LoL
Nice wife
ain't life a b@tch.
haha!!
old but great!!
hahaha
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
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lol good ol wifey