Did you cheat yes or no ???? funny though?!


Question: Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there. St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let you into heaven, I have to ask you something. Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get. You have to have a car in heaven because heaven is so big!"

The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy, "How long were you married?"

The first guy says, "Twenty-four years."

"Did you ever cheat on your wife?" Peter asks.

The guy says, "Yeah, seven times, but you said I was forgiven."

Peter says, "Yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to drive."

The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter. The second guy says, "I was married for forty-one years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out well."

Peter says, "I'm pleased to hear that, here's a Lincoln."

The third guy walks up and says, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for sixty-three years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"

Peter says, "That's what I like to hear. Here's you Jaguar!"

A little while later, the two guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto see the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk so they go see what was the matter. When they ask the guy with the Jaguar what is wrong, he says, "I've just seen my wife and she was on a skateboard!"


Answers: Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there. St. Peter said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let you into heaven, I have to ask you something. Your answer will depend on what kind of car you get. You have to have a car in heaven because heaven is so big!"

The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy, "How long were you married?"

The first guy says, "Twenty-four years."

"Did you ever cheat on your wife?" Peter asks.

The guy says, "Yeah, seven times, but you said I was forgiven."

Peter says, "Yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to drive."

The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter. The second guy says, "I was married for forty-one years and cheated on her once, but that was our first year and we really worked it out well."

Peter says, "I'm pleased to hear that, here's a Lincoln."

The third guy walks up and says, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask. I was married for sixty-three years and didn't even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!"

Peter says, "That's what I like to hear. Here's you Jaguar!"

A little while later, the two guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto see the guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk so they go see what was the matter. When they ask the guy with the Jaguar what is wrong, he says, "I've just seen my wife and she was on a skateboard!"

but if you hadnt gave it to me so good......

i wouldnt have had that!!

haha pmsl!! 10/10 =]

L O L 10/10 x

That's a cool one! It's a strange but funny story.

smiles in the morning = star 4 u

That's a good one - I've not heard that before.

Is it also a warning I wonder ? :-)

Bring on the Rolls Royce that's what I say!

What will you get? Roller Boots or an Audi TT ??

Good one and I have not heard it before. Have a happy Christmas.

lol

i didnt laugh but i never laugh alone. FUNNY JOKE! merry christmas

hahahahahahaha

Funny

it's too early to read a joke that long

hahaha...lmfao

LOL very funny *star*

nice....................:-)

Hehehe Poor Chap ~ LoL

12/10 like it.

hahahahahha
hilarious.

Ahh poor guy LOL

Gonna have to star you - here it comes *

Very funny

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

please answer
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Nice one ha ha ha ,,,,

hehehe, excellent mate, loved it, pmsl

star time

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cool



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