The Bear And The Bunny?!
Question: The dumb bear and the bright bunny are walking through the enchanted forest when the Fairy of the Forest appears to them in shimmering light.
"My friends!" she exclaims, "your luck day! I am here to grant you three wishes each!"
"Do-oooooooh!" coos the bear in wonder, "Me first, me first!"
"Okay, what is your first wish?"
He thinks for a moment and then says, "I want all the other bears in this forest to be lady bears!"
"Granted! and now you Mr Bunny?"
The bright bunny thinks for a bit, "I wanna crash helmet!"
"A crash helmet? What a waste of a wish! However, it's been wished for and I can't undo it." and PING, a crash helmet falls at the bunny's feet. He puts it on.
It comes to the second wish, so the dumb bear says, "I want all the bears in the SURROUNDING forests to be lady bears!"
Ping, all the bears in the surrounding forests are lady bears. So it is the bunny's second wish.
"I wanna motorbike!" he says eagerly. PING A lovely shiny motorbike lies resting beside him.
The dumb bear thinks then says, "I want ALL the other bears in the whole wide WORLD to be lady bears!" PING! All the other bears turn into lady bears.
"So what you gonna wish for now?" the bear asks the bunny.
The bunny jumps onto the motorbike, revs it up and as he speeds off he shouts, "I wish you were gay!"
Answers: The dumb bear and the bright bunny are walking through the enchanted forest when the Fairy of the Forest appears to them in shimmering light.
"My friends!" she exclaims, "your luck day! I am here to grant you three wishes each!"
"Do-oooooooh!" coos the bear in wonder, "Me first, me first!"
"Okay, what is your first wish?"
He thinks for a moment and then says, "I want all the other bears in this forest to be lady bears!"
"Granted! and now you Mr Bunny?"
The bright bunny thinks for a bit, "I wanna crash helmet!"
"A crash helmet? What a waste of a wish! However, it's been wished for and I can't undo it." and PING, a crash helmet falls at the bunny's feet. He puts it on.
It comes to the second wish, so the dumb bear says, "I want all the bears in the SURROUNDING forests to be lady bears!"
Ping, all the bears in the surrounding forests are lady bears. So it is the bunny's second wish.
"I wanna motorbike!" he says eagerly. PING A lovely shiny motorbike lies resting beside him.
The dumb bear thinks then says, "I want ALL the other bears in the whole wide WORLD to be lady bears!" PING! All the other bears turn into lady bears.
"So what you gonna wish for now?" the bear asks the bunny.
The bunny jumps onto the motorbike, revs it up and as he speeds off he shouts, "I wish you were gay!"
Brilliant pmsl 10/10 x
Good one thanks
OMG THAT WAS GREAT
HISTERICAL
LOVED IT STAR4U
that was good too but the other joke did make it aswell i have just answered it star4u
I LOVE THAT IT WAS SOOOOOOOOO CUTE * FOR YOU
That was ace ha ha ha ,,,,
ROFL. excellent
I love this joke :)
hehehe, love it, love it, pmsl
star time
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Low blow!!!!! *
hahaha vroooom !
Both were fantastic! lol.
LMAO!!
That will be one ticked off bear!
Do they have any bears in Scotland?
Maybe call them Nessy Brears.
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Thank you for sharing it with us!
Star for you!
ha ha very good!!! as usuall!!!!