The blonde cookbook?!
Question: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat
12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra
bowls.
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing.
So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for
supper!
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the
rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it
improved the rice any.
Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare
ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me
why I was rolling around in the garden.
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl
and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I
got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress
it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom
keeps counting to ten.
Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was
hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the
oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my
disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for
tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom
into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate
moose.
Answers: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat
12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra
bowls.
Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing.
So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for
supper!
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the
rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it
improved the rice any.
Today Tom asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare
ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Tom asked me
why I was rolling around in the garden.
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl
and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I
got back, everything was the same as when I left.
Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress
it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason Tom
keeps counting to ten.
Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast but all I had was
hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius.. I put the hamburger in the
oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my
disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for
tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom
into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate
moose.
omg thats sooo funny. but the colour of your hair does not change your intelligence
lol.
I've got to send this one to a few friends, LOL. We know someone akin to this blond!
Funny! 100!
FUnny! star 4 U. i loved the last one.
Ha ha ha well worth a star,,,,
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
funny...