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Question: There is a rooster that is like all in charge and he thinks he is all hot and all the hens like him and stuff, but the farmer thinks that the rooster is too old, so he was thinking of getting a new young rooster to protect all the hens and chicks, and eat the old rooster for dinner. So the farmer brings a new young rooster to the farm. "No no no buddy. You aren't coming here and taking charge of my farm," says the older rooster. "Wanna bet old man? I'm young, and strong and I'm your replacement so get lost," the young rooster said. "Ok I'll tell ya what, we'll have a race, and the winner gets the hens, and the loser is the farmers dinner, deal?" asked the old rooster. "Ok sure, but since I'm young, I'll give you a 20 yard head start," agreed the young rooster. So they decied they would run 4 laps around the whole farm. The old rooster went 20 yards ahead before the young rooster started going. First lap, the young rooster caught up 10 yards behind the
Answers: There is a rooster that is like all in charge and he thinks he is all hot and all the hens like him and stuff, but the farmer thinks that the rooster is too old, so he was thinking of getting a new young rooster to protect all the hens and chicks, and eat the old rooster for dinner. So the farmer brings a new young rooster to the farm. "No no no buddy. You aren't coming here and taking charge of my farm," says the older rooster. "Wanna bet old man? I'm young, and strong and I'm your replacement so get lost," the young rooster said. "Ok I'll tell ya what, we'll have a race, and the winner gets the hens, and the loser is the farmers dinner, deal?" asked the old rooster. "Ok sure, but since I'm young, I'll give you a 20 yard head start," agreed the young rooster. So they decied they would run 4 laps around the whole farm. The old rooster went 20 yards ahead before the young rooster started going. First lap, the young rooster caught up 10 yards behind the
LOL...that's a good one...here check out mine...
Kissing the Neighbor's ****
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into
the house next door. He was also quick to notice that the woman
liked to sunbathe in the back yard, usually in a skimpy bikini
that showed off a magnificent pair of breasts. He made it a
point to water and trim his lawn as much as possible, hoping
for yet another look.
Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the front door
of the new neighbor's house, he knocked and waited. The
husband, a large, burly man, opened the door. "Excuse me", our
man stammered, "but I couldn't help noticing how beautiful your
wife is."
"Yeah? So?" his hulking neighbor replied.
"Well, in particular, I am really struck by how beautiful her
breasts are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I
could kiss those breasts."
The burly gorilla is about to deck our poor guy when his wife
appears and stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss
the offer for a few moments. Finally, they return and ask our
friend to step inside. "OK," the husband says gruffly, "for ten
thousand dollars you can kiss my wife's ****."
At this the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of
desire hang free at last. Our man takes one in each hand, and
proceeds to rub his face against them in total ecstasy. This
goes on for several minutes, until the husband gets annoyed.
"Well, come on already, kiss 'em!" he growls. "I can't"
replies our awe-struck hero, still nuzzling away. "Why not?"
demands the husband, getting really angry now.
"I don't have ten thousand dollars!"
That is Funny, lol thanks for the laugh!
Oooh!! I get it!!! That is hilarious. Please tell me where you get your jokes!
lol