Whats a funny saying?!
Question: for example when someone is dening something you can say "im sorry but denile is not only a river in egupt" something funny, gross, hilarious, smart....i dont care as long as u can get a laugh out of it
Answers: for example when someone is dening something you can say "im sorry but denile is not only a river in egupt" something funny, gross, hilarious, smart....i dont care as long as u can get a laugh out of it
If life gives you lemons, squeeze them in peoples' eyes.
"if heartaches were comercials we'd all be on TV".
"You can park anywhere, except where it says No Parking but especially if it says Parking Lot and No Vendors Allowed." I just learned that last Saturday.
When someone comes up to you and says, "I want to win the lotto." or "I want peace on earth." All you gotta say to them to make them shut up is, "well, people in hell want iced tea but theres not a damn thing you can do about it."