Funniest Song?!
Question: What's the funniest song you've ever heard? Please include the funny lyrics!
Answers: What's the funniest song you've ever heard? Please include the funny lyrics!
Once in a while
Maybe you will feel the urge.
To break into national copyright law
By downloading mp3s
From file sharing sites
Like Morpheus, or Grokster, or LimeWire, or Kazaa.
But deep in your Heart.
You know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame would leave a permanent scar
Cause you start out stealing songs
Then you’re robbing liquor stores
And selling Crack
And running over school kids with your car
[Chorus]
So Don’t Download This Song
The record store is where you belong
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh Don’t Download This Song
Oh you don’t want to mess
With the R I Double A
They’ll sue you if you burn that CD-R.
It doesn’t matter if you’re a grandma
Or a seven year old girl
They’ll treat you like the evil Hard-bitten criminal scum you are
[Chorus]
So Don’t Download This Song (don’t go)
Pirating music all day long
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh Don’t Download This Song
Don’t take away money
From artists just like me
How else can I afford another solid gold Hum V
And diamond studded swimming pools
These things don’t grow on trees
So all I ask is everybody Pleaseeeeee
[Chorus]
Don’t Download This Song (Don’t do it No No)
Even Lars Urlich Know it’s wrong (You could just ask him)
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (You Really Should)
Oh Don’t Download This Song
Don’t Download This Song (Oh please don’t you do it or you)
Might Wind up in Jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy)
Go and buy the CD (Right Now) like you know that you should (Go out and Buy it)
Oh Don’t Download This Song.
Don’t Download This Song (No no no no no no)
Or you’ll burn in hell before to long (And you deserve it)
Go and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know that you should (You cheap bastard)
Don't download this song-weird al
Holly came from miami f.l.a.
Hitch-hiked her way across the u.s.a.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her leg and then he was a she
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side
Candy came from out on the island
In the backroom she was everybodys darling
But she never lost her head
Even when she was given head
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
And the coloured girls go
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo)
Little joe never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there
New york city is the place where they said
Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I said hey joe, take a walk on the wild side
Sugar plum fairy came and hit the streets
Lookin for soul food and a place to eat
Went to the apollo
You should have seen him go go go
They said, hey sugar, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
All right, huh
Jackie is just speeding away
Thought she was james dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that dash
She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side
And the coloured girls say
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
(doo)
beans beans the magical fruit...
hmm...
either why dont we do it in the road...
which pretty much has 2 lines
"Why dont we do it in the road,
noone will be watching us, ohhhh why dont we do it in the ro-OOOAD!!!
or white and nerdy
dunno there are sooo many funny songs!!
grandma got run over by a reindeer
I'll do better than that:- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9...
teenage mutant kung fu chickens by ray stevens...
it goes something like teenage mutant kung fu chickens big as a house strong as the dickens...lol
My United States of Whatever song.
or anything off of Adam Sandler's "What The Hell Happened To Me" cd
i'm an @$$hole -- denis leary
or
12 pains of x-mas -- bob rivers
http://www.metrolyrics.com/im-an-asshole...
http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/b/bobriver...
CONGALICIOS...
CANT FIND LYRICSS:s
anything by gunther
ooh you touch my tra la la's ooh my ding ding dongs
i know nasty but hilarious
hi
hillary clinton ft barak obama
my girl hillary former first lady will she be president who knows mabey yo borak obama im a black democrate and it ain't no joke hillary's a hot moma she got her eyes on the prize and im talkin bout my junk... hillary where u at im in the front but wat i want is a little bit of mandingle love we'll have monica play him like a harmonica so can i be blamed if i wannna get some strange yes i am a vern believer in some hardcore jungle fever he's my man i am his girl hell's yea we both down hit the swirl we may have diff iraqs but no1's diff in the ..... i can't lie thats y i wanna be under borak obama bama eh eh eh under borak...... the poles have me in the lead but ur poles the only one i need OK I REALIZE THIS SONG IS GROSS BUT IT IS SO HALARIOUS IT'S SCARY
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0S48Xe8YltM
eBay song whatch on youtube.com type in eBay song.