Last one guys before I go to bed?!
Question: A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the
>marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small
>sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent
>say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the married
>couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I
>think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
>
>
>Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the
>man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex
>God he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a
>sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." So the husband,
>after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
>
>
>As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
>eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye,
>the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked
>down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the
>Jamaican's hips.
>
>
>The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on the wrong feet! You got
>dem on the wrong feet!".
Answers: A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the
>marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small
>sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent
>say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the married
>couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I
>think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex."
>
>
>Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the
>man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex
>God he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a
>sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." So the husband,
>after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.
>
>
>As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his
>eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye,
>the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked
>down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the
>Jamaican's hips.
>
>
>The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on the wrong feet! You got
>dem on the wrong feet!".
Lol honey yopu got them on the wrong feet,here have a star and have a peace night to you.xxx
Lol thanks for this laugh you really made my day.xx
star for yu!
HAHAHAHA, that isn't funny at all
realllllly not funny im sorry
HAHA GOOD ONE
Love it!
i dont get it.......
ha ha ha. have a star.. good joke
how in the world is that racist?
lmao...star.
np here we love it. well done
star
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke again so 10/10.!!!
Cheers again Lady.!!!
omg, just pmsl hun, excellent
star time
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LMAO!!! That was crazy!!! *star* for you! xD
lol great joke have a star
LMSUIAO That one always gets me
That`s good ha ha ha ,,,,
good 1 lmao 10/10 x
you are good
oh thats a close call.
What was racist about that ?
lol...funny
Crap and racist.