Another joke for you?!
Question: One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems okay, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair.
Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems okay, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright.
This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home.
"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.
"It's pretty nice," she replies, "except they won't let you fart."
Answers: One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems okay, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair.
Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems okay, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright.
This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home.
"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask.
"It's pretty nice," she replies, "except they won't let you fart."
L O L 10/10 x
great joke thanks for the smile xx
sry not funny
that is soo stupid and not funny
7.1-10 i didnt laugh its wasnt really funny but at least i got it
he he!
sounds like MY mother-in-law!!!!
LOL
hahaha is the only answer to this!!!!!
thats terrible (got any more ?)
LMFAO. Thanks for the laugh!
lol!!
it made me giggle.poor mom.thanks for sharing=]
hahahahaha, good one!
Good one ha ha ha
it was ok, wasn't hilarious..i gave it a little chuckle.
I don't think it was very funny, farting jokes just aren't.
i have heard it before but it is funny every time
Lol
hahaha funny
lmao...funny