Down to Hell.....funny?!
Question: An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St.Peter at
the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful
bloodcurdling screams.
"Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "what is happening?"
"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "It's only someone having
the holes bored on their shoulder blades for the wings."
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more bloodcurdling screams.
"Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"
"Not to worry," says St.Peter, "they are just having their head
drilled to fit the halo."
Shaking her head, the old lady says, "I can't do this. I'm off down to
hell."
"You can't go there," says St. Peter, "You'll be raped and sodomized."
"Sure" says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that!"
Answers: An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St.Peter at
the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful
bloodcurdling screams.
"Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "what is happening?"
"Don't worry about that," says St. Peter, "It's only someone having
the holes bored on their shoulder blades for the wings."
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the
conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more bloodcurdling screams.
"Oh my goodness," says the old lady, "now what is happening?"
"Not to worry," says St.Peter, "they are just having their head
drilled to fit the halo."
Shaking her head, the old lady says, "I can't do this. I'm off down to
hell."
"You can't go there," says St. Peter, "You'll be raped and sodomized."
"Sure" says the old lady, "but I've already got the holes for that!"
hahahahahaha i think thats funnyyyyyy
LOL.
star
lmao...star.
funny
lmao. hehehehe.
i did not see that one coming!!!!!!!!!!
Very funny
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
thats really funny where did you get it????
Star for you ;o )
naughty but funny!
looool
funny
good one
lmao best one for a while
Nice one ha ha ha ,,,
Yeah !!!
That's really heavy stuff !!!
WOW ! Please get a star....
Aaron Moses.
haha funny,and deleting off the list all the time lol
Excellent 10/10
You sure deserve a star for this one.
lol, 10/10, hilarious.
that was a hole in one lol.
Yes, another good one! lol.