A Dirty Fork....last one......A bit long but funny?!
Question: A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is
also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me
a
dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from
there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and
picks
up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to
him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep
breath.
"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The
cook
happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened.
The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly
brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."
The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great.
I'll
take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing
around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man
comes in he's going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming
and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take
it to the blind man."
Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks
in
and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have
the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says,
"Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..."
Answers: A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is
also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me
a
dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from
there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and
picks
up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to
him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep
breath.
"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The
cook
happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened.
The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly
brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."
The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great.
I'll
take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing
around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man
comes in he's going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming
and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take
it to the blind man."
Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks
in
and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have
the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says,
"Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..."
Star for you mechelle.
Lol, 10/10, hilarious.
Merry Christmas.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
thats sooo funnyyyyyyyy
LOL
u get a star. again.
lol. i saw the other jokes u put up, those are so funny!
lol. hehehe
thanks for the giggle :)
love it!
HAHAHA LOL ROFL THAT WAS GOOD
quality thank god you didnt say tuna bake
Wahahaha!
naughty but funny!
OMG!!! xD xD xD
Ha ha worth the read
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... woulda wrote more but no space)
SERVES HIM RIGHT
Jeez that was a long one ha ha ha v good,,,,
LMAO i love this one..thanks for the laugh
lol
excelllent dear lady!John.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Your so funny
always loved that 1 lmfao 10/10 x
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke so 10/10.!!!
That is what I call a nose, lol.!!!
Cheers Mechelle.!!
lmao...star.
haha funny,oldie goldies but it's the way you tell them !!!!
OMG!
HAHA
Here's a ***
goes to show you that you never forget a smell.lol
HAHAHAHA YOU GOT LIKE THE BEST JOKES ANOTHER STAR!!
You gotta love it! lol.
what!!!!!!!
suppose we all know what will happen to mary then?
haHAhahhha that one made me laugh...
damn just had a shower and now pmsl hun
star time
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