Laugh Out Loud?!
Question: People say LOL all the time without actually Laughing Out Loud. If you can make me literally LOL, I'll give you 10 points. Now how does that sound?
Answers: People say LOL all the time without actually Laughing Out Loud. If you can make me literally LOL, I'll give you 10 points. Now how does that sound?
i was about to ask that exact same question myself !!! I hate people putting lol, cos i doubt any of them actually do laugh out loud.
as for making you laugh out loud, all i have is:
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Cos he kneaded a poo.
wt do u call a peach wiv no legs
a peach
no
Where do you live? I'll come over and tickle you.
Little Jimmy was a chemist
Little Jimmy is no more
what he thought was H2O
was really H2SO4
when i read your question i lol-ed cause its true.
hahah! it make me laugh...
A man is in the bar and is extremely intoxicated. It's almost closing time and the bartender tells him, "Listen buddy, it's almost closing time and you have had enough. You gotta go." The drunk gets up off the bar stool and almost falls down. He swaggers to the door and practically falls into the street. As he stumbles along, a nun wearing her habit comes walking the other way. She reaches him and he punches her. She grabs her nose and says, "Why did you do that? Why did you hit me?" The drunk grabs her and throws her into the wall. She falls and he kicks her over and over again. The nun is moaning and groaning on the ground with a bloody nose gribbing her sides. The drunk stands over her and slurs to the nun, "Not so tough now are ya batman!"
man a walkes into a bar and says owwww!!! lol cant that also mean lots of love?????
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129
It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
People that report abuse on Yahoo Answers are NOT self-righteous, control freak, do-gooders.
LOL!!! losers
Two Irish couples decide to swap partners. After two hours of rampant sex one of them says "God that was the best ever. I wonder how the girls are getting on"
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary. We were having sex all afternoon and I fell asleep."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You're lying! You've been playing golf!"
The United States Postal Service is comming out with a new stamp with a picture of a woman's vagina on it but it is causing some confusion with some people because they dont know which side to lick.
I've always used it as "lots of luv". lol.
A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man
bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.
Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the
nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the
house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they
could've at least ironed it!"
Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe.
She says "Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you'd like to come into my bedroom."
Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."
The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says "I've got something special for you Santa. Can't you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas eve unforgetable."
Santa responds "Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know."
Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty bits, and they were quite nice naughty bits, I might add. And she says "Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift."
Santa responds "Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can't get up the chimney with my c*** this way!"
You know you're ugly when the proctologist
sticks his finger in your mouth.
once i made a bet that i could make a horse laugh
i went up to the horse and whispered in his ear
sure enough the horse laughed
i then bet the same man that i could make the horse cry
so again i went up to the horse
and sure enough the horse weeped
my friend asked why did the horse laugh?
well, i said, i told him that i had a bigger c*ck than him
so how did you make him cry? my friend asked
i showed him
lol
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son... Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong...... "
i asked this question befor
what do you think of these jokes you should read them they are funny
well if you look at the jokes on this question you may just lol this is one of them jokes
The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon,
you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
The boy stood on the burning deck
His voice was all a quiver
He gave a cough,
His leg fell off
and floated down the river
my history teacher was born w/ 3 arms. the 3rd was full grown and protruded from the back of his back. that or New York from i love new york looks like a gorilla w/ fake t!ts
what does a paraplegic boy that is deaf has diabetes and no legs get for christmas?
cancer