Dirty old folks now this i found funny do you agree yes or no?!
Question: Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner,
Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his
accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87,wanders into the garden. They begin to chat,
and before
they know it, several hours have passed.
After a short lull in their conversation Harold turns to Mildred and asks,
"Do you know
what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?"
"SEX!" he replies. Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get
it up if I held a
gun to your head!"
"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it
for a while."
"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his
manhood and
proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in
the garden
where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.
Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
Alarmed, Mildred
decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.
She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the
pool with
another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood.
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I
don't have?"
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."
Answers: Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner,
Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his
accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87,wanders into the garden. They begin to chat,
and before
they know it, several hours have passed.
After a short lull in their conversation Harold turns to Mildred and asks,
"Do you know
what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?"
"SEX!" he replies. Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get
it up if I held a
gun to your head!"
"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it
for a while."
"Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his
manhood and
proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in
the garden
where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.
Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place.
Alarmed, Mildred
decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.
She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the
pool with
another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's manhood.
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that I
don't have?"
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."
Very good, petty some of the phantom thumbs downers havnt got a sense of humour.
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That was nice,lolol starring you.
That is very funny
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nice one
now that is funny...
thanks for the laugh
OK!
Oh dear, Just love that one---------hahahahaha
bet she does a mean milk shake.lol
VERY NICE!
LOL, STAR!!!**
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That is so fcuking funny I bout pissed myself!
LOL thats the funniest joke i've read online.. ever!! lol... thanks for the giggles.
love it!
lol
lmao.. ha ha too funny..
hillarious mate im going to show me mates this one
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lmao dat is a gud 1
Good one thanks
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Good one ha ha ha ,,,,
lol
Fair play harold ha ha ha ha
hahahahaha....brilliant lol
brilliant not heard that one for years
whats parkinsons??
hahaha