The Smiths were watching Tom and Jerry on the TV.?!


Question: Daddy said to his wife.."Brr, it's cold in here, go and get the coal." His wife said..."No, I want to watch Tom and Jerry...Jane (the 17 year old daughter)...go and get the coal, there's a good girl." Jane said..."No, I don't want to miss Tom and Jerry either."
Dad thought for a while and said..."Right, first one to speak has to go and get the coal...agreed?" Everyone agreed.
They were all sitting quietly in front of the TV when George, Jane's boyfriend rang the doorbell....No-one answered.
He let himself in and said "Hi!"......No-one answered.
He went over and kissed Jane....No-one said a word.
He started undressing Jane....No-one spoke.
He had it off with her on the floor...No-one said a thing.
George looked at Mrs Smith (still a smart thirtysomething) and said..."Hi, Mrs Smith...what's up with everyone tonight?"
No-one answered. He went and sat by Mrs Smith...silence.
He started kissing her....complete quiet.
He fondled her.....no-one said a word.....(To be continued..)


Answers: Daddy said to his wife.."Brr, it's cold in here, go and get the coal." His wife said..."No, I want to watch Tom and Jerry...Jane (the 17 year old daughter)...go and get the coal, there's a good girl." Jane said..."No, I don't want to miss Tom and Jerry either."
Dad thought for a while and said..."Right, first one to speak has to go and get the coal...agreed?" Everyone agreed.
They were all sitting quietly in front of the TV when George, Jane's boyfriend rang the doorbell....No-one answered.
He let himself in and said "Hi!"......No-one answered.
He went over and kissed Jane....No-one said a word.
He started undressing Jane....No-one spoke.
He had it off with her on the floor...No-one said a thing.
George looked at Mrs Smith (still a smart thirtysomething) and said..."Hi, Mrs Smith...what's up with everyone tonight?"
No-one answered. He went and sat by Mrs Smith...silence.
He started kissing her....complete quiet.
He fondled her.....no-one said a word.....(To be continued..)

omg thats hilarious!!!! i want to read the rest!!!!!

Haha, not bad.

It would be even funnier 40 years ago when people actually watched Tom and Jerry and used coal...

hmm... strange ;)

terrible! but oh so funny!

Brilliant pmsl 10/10 x

funny

funny one lol ;) !!!

Kinda Funny, I've heard different stories of the same one though.

OMG!!! not bad

OMG THATS SOOO FREAKIN FUNNI

lol- love it

ha ha ha v good,,,

lol

lol

That was pretty good.

like it different.lol.

hilarious....lol

very long but very good lol



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