Christmas Bird?!
Question: I guy walks into a pet store
the owner greets him and asks if he is interested in any of his animals?
The man says he is looking for a bird, but not just any bird a special and unique bird.
The man says I have just what you need come with me to the back.
They walk to the back of the store and the owner lifts the sheet off of this bird cage, and there is this beautiful bird named Chet.
The man say what makes him unique?
The owner says he sings Christmas songs when you hold a lit match under his foot. The owner lights the match and holds it under the birds right foot and Chet starts singing..Jingle bells,Jingle bells, Jingle all the way...The man was amazed, the owner moved the lit match under the left foot of the bird and he sung...Deck the halls with boughs of holley fa la la la la la la la la la....Really impressed the man says what does he do if you hold the lit match between his legs, the owner says I don't know I have never done it before, so he holds the lit match between
Answers: I guy walks into a pet store
the owner greets him and asks if he is interested in any of his animals?
The man says he is looking for a bird, but not just any bird a special and unique bird.
The man says I have just what you need come with me to the back.
They walk to the back of the store and the owner lifts the sheet off of this bird cage, and there is this beautiful bird named Chet.
The man say what makes him unique?
The owner says he sings Christmas songs when you hold a lit match under his foot. The owner lights the match and holds it under the birds right foot and Chet starts singing..Jingle bells,Jingle bells, Jingle all the way...The man was amazed, the owner moved the lit match under the left foot of the bird and he sung...Deck the halls with boughs of holley fa la la la la la la la la la....Really impressed the man says what does he do if you hold the lit match between his legs, the owner says I don't know I have never done it before, so he holds the lit match between
LMFAO!!!! THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've been told this one before but it is still amusing... ah the classics.
Thats good star