Crying man?!
Question: A lady wakes up in the middle of the night and sees that her husband isn't in bed beside her. So she goes downstairs and finds him a the kitchen table crying his eyes out.
"What's the matter, love?"
"Well" he replied," remember that time when I was 16 and you were 15 and our father caught us in the back of my car?"
"Of course I do"
"well your father pinned me up against the wall and said if I don't marry you, he'll have me arrested for intercourse with a minor and I'd go to prison for15 years"
The wife said, "that's terrible-I didn't know that. But why are you crying?"
"I would have got out today."
Answers: A lady wakes up in the middle of the night and sees that her husband isn't in bed beside her. So she goes downstairs and finds him a the kitchen table crying his eyes out.
"What's the matter, love?"
"Well" he replied," remember that time when I was 16 and you were 15 and our father caught us in the back of my car?"
"Of course I do"
"well your father pinned me up against the wall and said if I don't marry you, he'll have me arrested for intercourse with a minor and I'd go to prison for15 years"
The wife said, "that's terrible-I didn't know that. But why are you crying?"
"I would have got out today."
lmao....very funny
LOL
hell i would have been out 15 years ago!!!!!!!!
good one!!!
Good one lol
I dont get it lol
Oh i do now hehe
lol that was good
a wee bit good.
I caught my Dad crying the other day,
Apparently you only get 25 years for murder!!!
oooooooooooooooooooooooo
a good one!
lmao
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ha ha
cool
ha ha ha worth a star,,,,
hahahahaha i see how it is in England o.O
:D
LMAO