What are good comebacks if some one says.........?!


Question: 1. you are retarted
2. shut up
3. I was here first
Stuff like that. If you know any comebacks for any of those things please tell me. If you have any more please tell me! I just wanna know.
THANKS!?


Answers: 1. you are retarted
2. shut up
3. I was here first
Stuff like that. If you know any comebacks for any of those things please tell me. If you have any more please tell me! I just wanna know.
THANKS!?

Just make them feel bad about saying it. Like

"You're retarded"
"Dude that's really rude. I work with handicapped kids after school and they really try hard to do just the simplest things that you enjoy easily. You really should come up with a better insult."
(They usually feel embarrassed for saying it.)

"Shut up"
"Gladly, as soon as I've finished my point"

"I was here first."
"Oh I'm sorry. You go ahead, I'll go after you. I was possitive this was my spot, but no big. How's your day today?"

1. and you're dumber
2. make me
3. your point?

so's your face


if you want to sound like an idiot

1. oh, you're retarted?! Thanks for letting me know!
2. what? What? I can't hear you.
3. And? Does it look like I care?

your mom

That's nice, now as I was saying..............................

It drives lots of people crazy if they can't get a rise out of you.
And I make it a policy to stay as far away from these nut jobs as I can

1. wow, I'm retarded and yet still smarter than you?
2. i usually just say no thanks..?
3. and now you're leaving first..

1. Your mom's retarded!
2. You shut up!
3. Your mom was here first!
Just reverse the statement towards them or their mom... Works every time.

1. F*ck you!
2. Why don't you shut the f*ck up?!
3. I don't give a f*ck I'm here NOW.

Hahaha thats what I would say!!

I wasn't serious people but whatever

1. do i care what u think? coming from the person that REALLY is the retarded one.
2. make me, OR u shut up.
3. okay? u were here first, dont make a difference, im still here.

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

you smell

1) y thank u!
2) ok
3) i dont care

Why do you talk to yourself like that? It's not good for your self-esteem.

Sod off!

well, apparently not seeing as I've reached it first.

"You're gay" - Yes, I'm quite happy, thanks for noticing.

"@$$hole" - NOSTRIL, see, I can name random body parts as well.

"What are you looking at?" - an absence of intelligence

''I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!'

'I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you''ll windup with lockjaw.'

'I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!'

'If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?'

'Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?'

'If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!'

'You''re very smart. You have brains you never used.'

'A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.'

'You''re nobody''s fool. Let''s see if we can get someone to adopt you.'

'They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?''

I was here first!!!!

You're everywhere first you fat f**k! Jesus, you're like the [name] blimp!

1. you are a wanker.
2. Loser.
3. No, my friend was here before you and she gave me the seat and now she is gone.

Say 'that's cool'

Just say "Oh really thats nice and ...." Just keep talking. They hate it when you don;t get mad.

1. Look at yourself

2. I dont shut up i grow up when i look at you i throw up

3. Cool, i was here second (third forth five ect.)

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

KISS KISS

HOPE I HELPED

please chose me for best answer! thanks!

1. Takes one to know one.
2. Who said that?!
3. So?

1 like your mom
2. no then there will be an awkard silence and another u will be born a gay baby
3.you are also going to get hit first (then punch the person)
LOL

"Shut up!!"
~Make me~

"What are you looking at?"
~Still trying to figure it out~



The answer content post by the user, if contains the copyright content please contact us, we will immediately remove it.
Copyright © 2007 enter-qa.com -   Contact us

Entertainment Categories