Virgin Joke...?!
Question: virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
Answers: virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and
sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
roflmfao!!! i love this joke!! its hilarious! its like my favorite, along with the joke about a guy and girl making love on top bunk of bunk bed, and they say lettuce for harder and tomato for softer and the little brother is on the bottom bunk and tells them "stop making sandwiches! you got some mayo in my eye"
Haha, that would suck.
Awesome Joke. LOL
hahahahaahahah
hey that one was pretty damn good
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha That is so funny!
LOL That was a good one
oh my crap that is awesome
hahah great joke. to funnyyy =]
HaHahahahaha............
Really very funny.....I like it
LOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
******* HILARIOUS!
That's so great joke!!
LOL, I like it!!