Some jokes 4 you?!
Question: Father Christmas Calls
Alex was five; all his Christmas presents were always signed, 'from Father Christmas.'
A little while after Alex had opened all his presents on Christmas morning, we became aware that he was looking quite down in the mouth for no obvious reason.
'What's the matter, Al?' I asked.
'Ummmm', replied Alex slowly, 'I really hoped that you and Mummy would give me something for Christmas'.
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Holly
Holly who ?
Holly-days are here again !
Answers: Father Christmas Calls
Alex was five; all his Christmas presents were always signed, 'from Father Christmas.'
A little while after Alex had opened all his presents on Christmas morning, we became aware that he was looking quite down in the mouth for no obvious reason.
'What's the matter, Al?' I asked.
'Ummmm', replied Alex slowly, 'I really hoped that you and Mummy would give me something for Christmas'.
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Holly
Holly who ?
Holly-days are here again !
Great jokes Sweetie! LOL!!!
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thats funny
Thanks!
I am sorry but it wasn't that funny- have anything better?!
loved them
These really didnt make me laugh! Kudos for trying!
cute. I likey
That's funny thanks..I'll have something to tell my family now! Give them a good laugh
lol
I liked the "Father Christmas" one. That was definitely cute enough to tell someone. I am not sure about the Knock knock joke. Kinda corny, not very funny. The "Three Wise Women" was funny, but you would want to be careful not to offend anyone.
Very nice!
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? [he sold his soul to Santa]
A man walks into a bar and notices another man looking quite depressed. the depressed man gulps his beer and runs out the window. a few moments later, the same man walks back into a bar. the first man was amazed. The same thing happened 3 times. finally the first man asks the second man how he could do that without dying. the second man answers "well when you chug your beer real fast it makes you lighter so you just float down gently" so the first man tries it but falls to his death. the bartender looks at the first man and says "you're a real jerk when you're drunk superman"