A clipping From a German newspaper: Not sure if this is true or not, but funny e!


Question: "In retrospect, I admit it was unwise to try to gain access to my house via the cat flap," Gregor Knopf admitted to reporters in Bremen, Germany. "I suppose that's the reason they're called cat flaps, rather than human flaps, is because they're too small for people, and perhaps I should have realized that."
Knopf (41), a gardener from Bremen, was relating how he had become trapped in his own front door for 2 days, after losing his house keys. "I got my head and shoulders through the flap but became trapped fast around the waist. At first, it all seemed rather amusing, I sang songs and told myself jokes. But then I wanted to go to the lavatory. I began shouting for help, but my head was in the hallway so my screams were muffled."


Answers: "In retrospect, I admit it was unwise to try to gain access to my house via the cat flap," Gregor Knopf admitted to reporters in Bremen, Germany. "I suppose that's the reason they're called cat flaps, rather than human flaps, is because they're too small for people, and perhaps I should have realized that."
Knopf (41), a gardener from Bremen, was relating how he had become trapped in his own front door for 2 days, after losing his house keys. "I got my head and shoulders through the flap but became trapped fast around the waist. At first, it all seemed rather amusing, I sang songs and told myself jokes. But then I wanted to go to the lavatory. I began shouting for help, but my head was in the hallway so my screams were muffled."

Funny? It's hilarious I laughed from the first line!

Funny

funny.

If it is true, it's very old. Think about "DM3000". Germany has been using the Euro for years now, rather than the Deutschmark.

really absurd, gave me laugh.

but isn't it even absurder that an American poodle owner tried to dry her poodle in the microwave - killed it - sued the manifacturer for not saying in the manual that you should NOT dry animals in your micro, and won?

he survivied 2 days w/o food or drink - wow

that was funny to read.lol

KRAUTS do silly thing

Very good ha ha cheers,,,,

funny
thanks
john

why he let the police free him..............he was earing fairly well!! :d

funny

Lol that is so funny.

lol

Weird!!

So strange it possibly is true!!

Ha ha ha.!!!
That is unbelievable, lol poor bloke.!!!
Thanks for sharing.!!!
10/10.!!!



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