Little Johnny gets suspended for truancy.?!


Question: The teacher asked him to explain why he'd been absent for 3 days...he answered.."My mum had a wheelbarrow."
"Don't be facecious Johnny, tell me the truth".
"Er my mum had a...a...tricycle."
"You've got one more chance to tell the truth, or you'll be suspended.."
"Ok, Sir....my mum had a....moped."
The teacher suspended Johnny and sent him home.
When he arrived home he called upstairs to his mother....
"Ma-am, what was that you said you had the other day?"
"A miscarriage, son, why?"
"Damn, I KNEW it was something with wheels on!"


Answers: The teacher asked him to explain why he'd been absent for 3 days...he answered.."My mum had a wheelbarrow."
"Don't be facecious Johnny, tell me the truth".
"Er my mum had a...a...tricycle."
"You've got one more chance to tell the truth, or you'll be suspended.."
"Ok, Sir....my mum had a....moped."
The teacher suspended Johnny and sent him home.
When he arrived home he called upstairs to his mother....
"Ma-am, what was that you said you had the other day?"
"A miscarriage, son, why?"
"Damn, I KNEW it was something with wheels on!"

Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good so 10/10.!!!
Got me laughing.!!!
Cheers.!!

lol

me

Funny

Good one- not heard that before.

lol

arf!!! that caught me by surprise. good one!!!

LOL Little Johnny Rocks!!!

LOL!!poor kid!!

i like this...lol

Loolll That Is Funny =)

lol....funny

Ha ha ha good one,,,,

lmao...star.

funny lol

i find this kinda distasteful

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

hahaha...miscarriages...hahaha...they're so funny!!!...hahaha...

good one

your the joker in the pack good one



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