An old Jewish man and the Genie?!
Question: An old Jewish man finds an old bottle in the dessert. He opens it and a puff of smoke comes out, followed by a genie. The genie informs him that he can have any wish in the world.
The old man shows the genie a map and says, "This little country is Israel. All of these other countries surrounding Israel hate Israel. I wish that all of these other little countries would love Israel and come to peace.
The genie says, "I'm sorry, but some wishes are just so out of the question that they are impossible even for me. Please wish anything else."
The old man asks, "Absolutely anything?"
The genie says "anything."
The old man says, "OK, I wish my wife would give me just one bl*w job before I die."
The genie thinks for a second and says, "Can I take a look at that map again."
Answers: An old Jewish man finds an old bottle in the dessert. He opens it and a puff of smoke comes out, followed by a genie. The genie informs him that he can have any wish in the world.
The old man shows the genie a map and says, "This little country is Israel. All of these other countries surrounding Israel hate Israel. I wish that all of these other little countries would love Israel and come to peace.
The genie says, "I'm sorry, but some wishes are just so out of the question that they are impossible even for me. Please wish anything else."
The old man asks, "Absolutely anything?"
The genie says "anything."
The old man says, "OK, I wish my wife would give me just one bl*w job before I die."
The genie thinks for a second and says, "Can I take a look at that map again."
hehehe,very funny
are there mean women like his wife still about?
ermmm I was not aware !
Obviously I been on pears and pineapple juice diet for ages .....!!!!!!
Mazzeltofff !!!!
that's cute....
Have a star from Aaron Moses.
That's a cute 1...
v good....
ahhhhhhh thats great !!
PMSL! 10/10 and star
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
funny..lol..great joke
Ha ha ha very good ,,
very good
Oy Vey
Yes! Good one, loved it! lol.
omg that was brilliant!! loved it
star4u
lol, excellent.
10/10.
Lol Honey do you blame that Genie?
Here have a star.xxx
And thanks for the laugh.xxxx
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent Mechelle so 10/10.!!!
That ain't going to happen, peace is easier, lol.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!
funny
lol....good one.
I read a similar one to that...went like this:
A man found a bottle and he rubbed it. Out popped a genie who said he would grant any wish.
The man says " I would like a bridgefrom california to Hawaii. I hate flying and the ships make me seasick."
The genie looks shocked, "That's impossible. Image how long the suppots would have to be. The strain on the bridge would be enormous. No, you must make another wish."
The man thinks a little bit. " I wish I could understand women."
The genie looks at him. "You want that bridge two lanes or four?
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ha ha very good!!! lol