Tell Santa next Time ..............?!
Question: A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
'Nice bike,' the cop said 'did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yep,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
Safety violation. The cop said, 'Next year tell Santa to put a
reflector light on the back of it'
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Ni ce horse you got there,
Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yes, he sure did,' chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa the
d i c k goes underneath the horse, not on top.'
Answers: A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
'Nice bike,' the cop said 'did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yep,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
Safety violation. The cop said, 'Next year tell Santa to put a
reflector light on the back of it'
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Ni ce horse you got there,
Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yes, he sure did,' chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa the
d i c k goes underneath the horse, not on top.'
Nice one KC very good 10/10
Have a star. First time I ever heard this, it's great.
ha that is good
10/10
That one got a little chuckle out of me.. Star 4 u!!
Good one *
HAHAHA!!!!
LOL ROTFLMFAO!!!!!
thats a good one, and not a copy either? first time ive heard it on here!
that was a good one LOl
that was funny
just heard this one did other day in this same section still like it
this person told it
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
very good
Assuming Rudolph was in front, there are 40320 ways to arrange the other eight reindeer.
That's fabulous. Mean, nasty policeman. clever, funny little girl. Hahaha.
funny didn't see that one coming
ha ha ha, now that was funny.