Hey, I need funny things to say on the walmart intercom...?!
Question: I have been to walmart for the past 3 nights and have gotten kicked out the past 3 nights too. I am running out to things to say on the intercom haha please help
Answers: I have been to walmart for the past 3 nights and have gotten kicked out the past 3 nights too. I am running out to things to say on the intercom haha please help
[Employee's name here] Your grandmother is waiting for you at the front desk with a fresh, new, CLEAN pair of spongebob undies. She says they are going to be more comfortable since your not wearing any today.
Also, she says not to soil them this time.
REPEAT IT.
" Aisle 3 needs clean up!"
than in a Nathan explosion kind of way scream
"ROTTEN BODY LAND SLIDE!"
then
"50% OFF EVERY BONE BROKEN CHICKEN!"
um i dont know the number for this but there is a naked guy in the can food section,.,.,.,., lets go laugh...
all your base are belong to us! you have no chance make your time!
Soilent green is people!
The communists have taken isle 4. use caution.
I write AYB on all the whiteboards at school when the teacher isn't looking. They still don't know who it is. Oh and how do you use the intercom there? is there a code for a phone or somthing?
Honestly the funniest thing to say would be " attention walmart shoppers, today is your lucky day because everything in the store is 50% off for the next 15 minutes!" make is sound professional and real.
get ur stuff and get out and have a merry Christmas or hurry up dont let ur kidz see u puting da presents into da car
"Attention Walmart shoppers every item in the toy department is 50% off for the next 20 minutes"
stand back and watch the stampede!
"Today we're having the Michael Jackson special.. All little boy's clothes are half-off!"
that is just horrible.
but..
grab as much as you can in the next two minutes and its free!!
there's an envious flasher in Alie 6 looking at the cocktail weenies.
"Attention Wal-Mart shoppers, testicles, that is all"
Attention Shoppers. If you farted on Isle 23, please stop by the customer service desks.