Too Funny?!


Question: One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar, hoping to catch some drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a fellow stumble out of the bar weaving back and forth. He trips on the curb, then proceeds to try his keys on five different cars before finally finding his own. Then, he sits in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Meanwhile, everyone else leaves the bar and drives off. Finally, this guy starts his car and begins to pull away.

The police officer has been waiting for him. He stops the driver, reads him his rights, and administers the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demands to know how that could be. The driver replies, "Tonight's my night to be the Designated Decoy."


Answers: One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar, hoping to catch some drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a fellow stumble out of the bar weaving back and forth. He trips on the curb, then proceeds to try his keys on five different cars before finally finding his own. Then, he sits in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Meanwhile, everyone else leaves the bar and drives off. Finally, this guy starts his car and begins to pull away.

The police officer has been waiting for him. He stops the driver, reads him his rights, and administers the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demands to know how that could be. The driver replies, "Tonight's my night to be the Designated Decoy."

you made me day, i laughed my buttox off

lool this is funny!!

Very funny, i want a friend like that

lol too funny i wonder if anyone has actually done that. thanks for the tip for the future =D

hahahah. this is tooo funny. great joke =]

This joke is a classic :)

hehe*

haha

haha

lmao...star.

heard that once before so it wasn't funny to me cause i knew the punch line

Wha?
I think I lost my funny bone.
I READ 23 JOKES AND DIDN'T UNDERSTAND A SINGLE ONE!!!
Still,star for you!

My dad liked it.

hahahah.
thanks for the idea

boy, that's an old one!



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