My husband told me this joke...funny or not.........?!
Question: If athletes have athletes foot, what do astronauts have?......Mistle toe
Answers: If athletes have athletes foot, what do astronauts have?......Mistle toe
OMG!!! Excellent!!!
Made my day!!! Sweetie, have a star!!! *
Priceless... xD
IT'S CUTE
not really sorry!!
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Good!
cute. at least its not perverted. two thumbs up for u.
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!
i dont get it
thats a good one... ?
I'm laughing!
cute for an elementary student
nice but check this one out
Female: "I think everyone's asleep, lets go"
Male: OK
Sound of steps....
Female: "This one's empty ... no-ones looking... you go in first"
Male: "It a bit cramped - let me sit down"
Female: "Have you got the condom? Quick - put it on"
Male: Yes
Sniff sniff
Female: "Ah perfume - you think of everything.This is great....." (long sigh)
*Static on the loud speaker then a new voice.
"This is the captain speaking, to those two people in the rear toilet. We know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden by airline regulations...
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Now put those cigarettes out and take the condom off the smoke detector!"
It's clean, but not very funny
cute!