The car lift joke?!
Question: The is a person who has a car and he always makes excuses to people for not giving them a lift whenever they ask for it. One day it so happens that, a clever guy asks him for a lift while he was on the highway. The owner of the car makes an excuse “ Sorry sir! My car is haunted. The ghosts who haunt it cannot tolerate anybody else other me or my family to be in the car.”
The guy who wanted the lift asks “why is it so, why only you and your family?”. The owner replies “Because the ghosts in my car consider me to be their best friend.” The guy says “ Oh ! I see, well can you allow me to be in your car alone while it is parked here while you just stand outside and wait?”. The owner insisted and warned the guy that the ghosts were too scary and they make friends with no one except with the owner himself. The guy anyway asked for the keys and sat in the car and before the owner could say anything started the car and drove it while the owner kept shouting help on the highway. Suddenly the guy returns with the car and opening the door of the car tells the owner “Sir now you can give me the lift because I have told the ghosts that I am your friend’s friend and they happily agreed and have infact left the car forever”
Answers: The is a person who has a car and he always makes excuses to people for not giving them a lift whenever they ask for it. One day it so happens that, a clever guy asks him for a lift while he was on the highway. The owner of the car makes an excuse “ Sorry sir! My car is haunted. The ghosts who haunt it cannot tolerate anybody else other me or my family to be in the car.”
The guy who wanted the lift asks “why is it so, why only you and your family?”. The owner replies “Because the ghosts in my car consider me to be their best friend.” The guy says “ Oh ! I see, well can you allow me to be in your car alone while it is parked here while you just stand outside and wait?”. The owner insisted and warned the guy that the ghosts were too scary and they make friends with no one except with the owner himself. The guy anyway asked for the keys and sat in the car and before the owner could say anything started the car and drove it while the owner kept shouting help on the highway. Suddenly the guy returns with the car and opening the door of the car tells the owner “Sir now you can give me the lift because I have told the ghosts that I am your friend’s friend and they happily agreed and have infact left the car forever”
really funny
i luved it
i couldn stop laughing
i fell off ma chair
u made ma day
thnx
fantastic
keep it up.........
howz it funny?
so now the car is high jacked ????
wahahahaha =))
I don't think he should've given the car back but besides that its pretty funny
haa ha ha
NOY FUNNY AT ALL ...........................
SEEMED LIKE A SILLY RAMSAY FILM
Proof that ghosts don`t exist.
Nice Ghost story!!!
i don't get it
not funny at all,dear.
not even worth a chuckle