Joke of the day!!! Oldie but a goodie!?!
Question: One day three friend broke down outside a farmers home. No help could come untill in the morning so the farmer asked the guys if they would like to stay have a hot meal, and a warm bed they were welcome. There was only one rule not to touch his beautiful daughter. At 3:00am the daughter snuck into each of the guys rooms and fooled around. The next morn the farmer knew the guys had betrayed his trust so he told them to go ot into the field and pick a vegtable or he would shoot them!
The first man picks out a tomato, the farmer says ok now drop you're pants and bend over. OUCH the guy screams. Ok, next says the farmer. The second guy had a lettuce head, ok, now drop you're pants and bend over. The guy laughs as the farmer shoves the cabbage up his butt. The farmer says whats so funny boy, you like this kinda thing? No says the second man, but Frank is picking a watermelon!
Answers: One day three friend broke down outside a farmers home. No help could come untill in the morning so the farmer asked the guys if they would like to stay have a hot meal, and a warm bed they were welcome. There was only one rule not to touch his beautiful daughter. At 3:00am the daughter snuck into each of the guys rooms and fooled around. The next morn the farmer knew the guys had betrayed his trust so he told them to go ot into the field and pick a vegtable or he would shoot them!
The first man picks out a tomato, the farmer says ok now drop you're pants and bend over. OUCH the guy screams. Ok, next says the farmer. The second guy had a lettuce head, ok, now drop you're pants and bend over. The guy laughs as the farmer shoves the cabbage up his butt. The farmer says whats so funny boy, you like this kinda thing? No says the second man, but Frank is picking a watermelon!
LOL!!! OMG!!! That would certaintly hurt!! LOL!!! That's a Good One!!!
lmao
lmao...star.
that's pretty funny right there....don't care who ya are....
Lol, I liked that one, thanks ^_^
thats so funny " butt " yet so gay lol
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Thats funny, there is one with a 3 guys on a deserted island with natives who want to kill them if they dont comply. The first one was a tomato. The second one was a banana, and the thrid had a pineapple.
that was funny!
but...what is
your question??
HA HA! I feel sorry for Frank.
Frankie goes to Hollywood!...:)
okayyyyyyyyyy that was dumb lol no im serious you have to have better jokes like
a blind person can see this
a death person can hear this
and if u eat it u will die
what is it: nothing lol now thats funny