Would you tell this joke to anyone else?!
Question: A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron. Wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to You?' 'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my Wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our Golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking Around I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end.' 'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, There was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - Stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'' 'I don't remember much after that'
Answers: A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron. Wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to You?' 'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my Wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our Golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking Around I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end.' 'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, There was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - Stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'' 'I don't remember much after that'
LMAO! Glad you didn't ask this one yesterday! That's hilarious, good job!
yikes! lol
you are out of control. stop drinking the eggnog
OMG! Star for you!
lmao just copy/pasted to some of my email contacts lol
no thats the dumbest joke ive ever herd
OMG HAHAHAHA!
id deffently tell other people that
the cow should hit him by its horns
oooh hahaha i get it! yeah yeah i will tell it..
So the cow got mad and did that to the guy? i don't blame that cow.. did you ever see that guy's wife's butt? He forgot to tell ya the part about the golf ball ending up in his .....
see cow? me take care of u snookums mmm hamburger
amen, let's eat
old but still good
lmao omggggg
yep, just sent it to my dad. Good one!
EEE gads... Like to been there for the next hole..LOL That was funny.. ummm are you hittin the beer already?? Well no lie I am..
Not bad for a retired hypnotist. zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzz