All Female Crew?!


Question: As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.

Finally, she said "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Camp, and crew take you safely to your destination."

Marvin sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right; is the captain a woman? I think I better have a whiskey and water." When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you correctly? Is the captain a woman?" "Yes," said the attendant. "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Marvin, "I'd better have two whiskeys and water. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing," said the attendant.
"We no longer call it the cockpit. Now it's the box office."


Answers: As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.

Finally, she said "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Camp, and crew take you safely to your destination."

Marvin sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right; is the captain a woman? I think I better have a whiskey and water." When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I understand you correctly? Is the captain a woman?" "Yes," said the attendant. "In fact, this entire crew is female."

"My God," said Marvin, "I'd better have two whiskeys and water. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."

"That's another thing," said the attendant.
"We no longer call it the cockpit. Now it's the box office."

Sorry, I'm French and I did not get it.
I know it has something to do with the word COCKpit but does the word BOX means something other than a box?

i dont get it :(:(

HA HA HA!!! LOL funny!
And a little gross!

HE-HE-HE-HE!

Naughty boy! I like it!

Doc

Very funny !!!

lmfao nice one

dun geddit ut here are some jokes for you


I am the center of gravity,
I am the capital of Vienna'
I am in every victory,
I am in valuable.
I can be seen in the midst of a river.
I name three who are in love with me.
I have been in the grave,
I have been in heaven.
Still, you look in vain to find me..
What am I??


The letter V



Yo mama....
SO STUPID

when I said it was chilly out side, she ran outside with a spoon
she could trip over a cordless phone
she sold her car for petrol money
she bought a solar powered torch
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
when I told her to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
I told her Christmas was just round the corner and she went looking for it
she went to the airport and when she saw a sign "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's
she ordered a cheese burger and told them to "Hold the cheese"
she sits on the Tv and watches the sofa

So Fat
I ran around her twice and got lost
I saw a picture of her in a magazine on pages 4,5,6,7,8 and 9
instead of Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1200
she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck
she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says: OK!
she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets
she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
after she got off the merry-go round, the horse limped for a week!
when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating cancer, the doctors gave her 15 years to live


So Ugly
when she joined an ugly contest, the judges said sorry, no pros
you have to tie a sausage to her neck to get a dog to play with her
she made an onion cry!

Oh the Irish humor....the best!

how fun to be in a pub with a pint , Irish music in the background family/friends and laugh laugh laugh

Some how you convey even the woman ones in such a great way not to offend..

I'll look for them when I need a pick me up thanks!

Ha ha ha excellant,,,,

v good

hahahaha...box office lol

Very funny.

............and what do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?





.........Artificial Intelligence.

lol

crafty one i like it.

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Good one jim....i liked it...

i wonder why they dont call it the COCKpit anymore?

I'll drink to that!! lol ?

Ha ha definitely a new name for it!! lol!


:-)))



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