Pregnant Daughter?!
Question: An 18-year-old girl tells her Mum that she is two months late. Very worried, the mother rushes off to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says: "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know now!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a red Ferrari stops in front of their house and a mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and he explains: "Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it's twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, well... what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father - who had remained silent - places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and says, "Then I reckon you'll just have to sleep with her again!"
Answers: An 18-year-old girl tells her Mum that she is two months late. Very worried, the mother rushes off to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says: "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know now!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a red Ferrari stops in front of their house and a mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and he explains: "Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it's twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, well... what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father - who had remained silent - places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and says, "Then I reckon you'll just have to sleep with her again!"
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Now THAT is funny.
LOL
Thanks i needed that laugh :) )
Have a Star! ?
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hahahaha
Hahaha. That's hilarious. Good find!
*smile*
Good 'ol Dad!
GREAT ONE
lol that is wrong! lol
But funny anyways!lol
LOL
Is money everything? I think so!
this is great, good stuff.........I could actually see a parent accepting this offer.very funny
thats toooo funnyyy
hahaha
l have a feeling it happens in real life. lol
10/10
ahahahah that was great
Haha! That's funny! Good one!
very very very funny !!!
had everyone at work in stitches
good work have a star
this is like "beauty with brains"............................ ha ha ha
nice one though. being a joke it makes sense in modern times- & this is applaudable.
That's a good'un!!
LOL
Doc
Very funny. LOL As if that would happen. LOL
haha lmfao nice one
ahahahahaha
Ha ha ha ha....
ha ha ha v good,,,
hahahaha
lol thts funny
ha ha ha
lol
hehehe thats ace chicky :)
oh thats wicked lol.
10/10 :-)
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
Hahahahahaaa.....another fine offering my friend.
hahahaha!!
i agree!!