Real Church Bloopers....?!
Question: Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.
? Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
? Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
? For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
? Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study.
? This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
? Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
? A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
? At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
? The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
? Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
? The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
? Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
? 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
? The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
? Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
and last but not least...
? Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Answers: Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.
? Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
? Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
? For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
? Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study.
? This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
? Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
? A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
? At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
? The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
? Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
? The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
? Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
? 8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
? The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
? Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.
and last but not least...
? Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
Thanks for sharing!!
A Merry Christmas to you and your family!!
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hahaha,,,good one,,,,God is probably laughing his head off,,Merry Chrismas to you too
Those are hilarious, when I go to my daughters school carol service in the local church, I don't think I'll be able to keep a straight face!!!! LMAO!!! Merry Christmas to you and your family!! xx
i especially like the last one, thanks for the laughter.
ROFL, those were great Mechelle, thank you for the laugh.
Merry Christmas to you too and a very Happy New Year.
lol
Good ones! Funny! 10!
They were all hilarious. Loved the Senior Choir one. Goes to show you. nobody is perfect. Thanks for the laughs. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
Brilliant.
Will pass on - and make more than a few others giggle.
Perfect way to start the day!!!
Laughing!!!! These are great!!!!!
Can't wait to share them with my husband!!!!
Merry Christmas to you Too!!!
As a well known cake makers slogan said :- exceedingly good!
mega funny lol.
lol these are nice have a star
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
OMG!!! Excellent!!!
You have the best texts!!! xD xD xD
ha ha ha v good,,,
PMSL that's a keeper. priceless!
Most of these are true
hehe .....you will find me on the basement every friday !
very good and merry christmas right back atcha star4u
Got a lot of good stuff there. lol.