We were told this joke in our schools advent service today and it was actually q!
Question: There was a man drowning at sea.
First a lifeguard came in a boat and the man shouted, 'No the Lord will save me.'
Then another boat came and the man again shouted, 'No the Lord will save me.'
Finally a helicopter came and the man still insisted, 'No the Lord will save me.'
Eventually the man drowned and when he reached the gates of heaven he went, 'Lord, why didn't you save me?'
And God said, 'For crying out loud, I sent two boats and a chopper, what more do you want?'
Did you get it?
Answers: There was a man drowning at sea.
First a lifeguard came in a boat and the man shouted, 'No the Lord will save me.'
Then another boat came and the man again shouted, 'No the Lord will save me.'
Finally a helicopter came and the man still insisted, 'No the Lord will save me.'
Eventually the man drowned and when he reached the gates of heaven he went, 'Lord, why didn't you save me?'
And God said, 'For crying out loud, I sent two boats and a chopper, what more do you want?'
Did you get it?
Not heard that before, its good, funny, thanks.
heard it b4 yes its a good one lol
HAHAHAHA
that was ALSO on the pursuit of happiness
heard it before but still a good joke x
good for a school service !!!!!
LOL! God should have sent Chuck Norris to save him.
love it Lol
ha ha ha v good,,,
Yes I got and it was good,,, it has a hidden meaning ,,its also says believe in God and what ever comes your way is his doing ,, so accept it ,,
hahahahaha.....very funny
Yes, heard it before but it's still very funny
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha I Fell Off My Seat And Oh For Crying Out Blooming Loud Will That Flipping Hat Stay On. Hic Hic Hic Hic
Oh For Pete's Sake Hic I Have The Hiccups Now.
lolz- yeah. that's pretty good. here's a purely rubbish one my media studies teacher told my class:
Q; what's orang and fizzy and comes down the chimney?
A; fanta clause.
sooooooo funny giggle. """""2