There once was a man from Kent...?!
Question: with a dick so long, it was bent.
He tied it in double
It got him in trouble
Instead of coming, he went.
Answers: with a dick so long, it was bent.
He tied it in double
It got him in trouble
Instead of coming, he went.
there once was a man from sydney
he drank so much he killed a kidney
the moral of the song
he should have stuck to bongs
they can replace your lungs just as easy.
Hopefully, you will follow him.
Now I'd say it's not what you meant
as it happened to a man on the Trent
to a similar tale
as Moby Dick was a whale
who plugged up his hole/vent!
Make a better poem
For everyone to know him
That he is weird
Acting like a nerd!
There once was a young girl named Lucy,
Whose snatch was a little bit juicy.
She bathed it so rare,
Where it's covered in hair,
That she always did smell a bit Moosey.
There once a guy named Bundy
Has hiked a hill by Monday
He did not have his tool bent
Just as he came he went
up on the hill much higher
What was the name of the hill
just nearby of Sneyderville?
Now, oh not later, bye!!!
Under the spreading chestnut tree
The village carpenter sat.
Amusing himself
By abusing himself
and catching the load in his hat.
I had a little butterfly
with little metal wings.
It couldn`t manage to fly
and bumped in to things.