Old Genie Joke?!
Question: This gentleman walks into a bar, sits down and pulls out a 12" piano. Places the piano on the bar then pulls out the 12" pianist. The pianist walks over to the piano and starts to play beautiful music.
The next guy at the bar turns around an notice the beautiful music coming from the pianist. He ask, "How did you get this 12" pianist to play such wonderful music"? The gentleman replies, "Easy, see this lamp I'm holding, just rub it 3 times and wish for something you want, here give it a try".
"Thanks, I'll give it a try", said the guy next to him....:rub...rub...rub:.....then poof, a million ducks starting falling from the ceiling. The gentleman said, " WHAT did you wish for?" The guy next to him said, " I wished for a million bucks to fall from the sky, not a million ducks!!!"
The gentleman replies...."And you think I wished for a 12" pianist?!?!?"
Answers: This gentleman walks into a bar, sits down and pulls out a 12" piano. Places the piano on the bar then pulls out the 12" pianist. The pianist walks over to the piano and starts to play beautiful music.
The next guy at the bar turns around an notice the beautiful music coming from the pianist. He ask, "How did you get this 12" pianist to play such wonderful music"? The gentleman replies, "Easy, see this lamp I'm holding, just rub it 3 times and wish for something you want, here give it a try".
"Thanks, I'll give it a try", said the guy next to him....:rub...rub...rub:.....then poof, a million ducks starting falling from the ceiling. The gentleman said, " WHAT did you wish for?" The guy next to him said, " I wished for a million bucks to fall from the sky, not a million ducks!!!"
The gentleman replies...."And you think I wished for a 12" pianist?!?!?"
Hmmmm, sounds Very Familiar, lmao. Good one.
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YES! DYSLEXICS UNTIE!
good one not!!!!!!!1
very good merry christmas
haha nice
LOL ok, it was ok.
haha love it!! very funny